Crosby is a B!tch

Posted by dinoterp:

Standing in the crease while Caps defenders refuse to push you out and waving your stick around until you score doesn't make you a great player.  It could just mean that you're a good player going up against a lazy/soft/mediocre defense.  Celebrating a goal after you score is great - assuming you aren't still down 1 in the playoffs with 30 seconds left in the game.  Complaining to the refs that fans are celebrating a hat trick from a superior player is a bitch move:

After the first wave of hats came a second wave, prompting Crosby to speak to the referee about the long delay. "People kept throwing hats," Crosby said. "And I was just asking if he could make an announcement to ask them to stop."

Should we be surprised?  Crosby was prematurely annointed the savior of the NHL and ran with it.  Little did he know, a gritty, likeable, "guy's guy" from Russia would come along shortly thereafter... that oh-by-the-way is more talented... and take his crown.

Let's look at some more facts about Crosby and Ovechkin.  Maybe typing their names into Google images is the way to go (try it for yourself, let me know which one is a giant douche)?  

Let's start with Crosby:

1. He has the facial hair of a pre-pubescent gang member:

2. He's had more than his fair share of homoerotic photos taken of him:

3. He's a loser

4. He plays in Pittsburgh - where evil is smelt and men leave, reside in the DC area, and go to away games at FedEx field - presumably to get away from the horrific women of that awful city.

5. The NHL has gone out of their way to make his picture not look like he's a zero:

6. That picture looks eerily familiar to another huge bitch - JJ Reddick:

The fact remains that we're dealing with a primadonna that is getting his panties in a bundle that there's a better all around human being playing for his rivals.  And the implosion of over time will be fun to watch.  But not as fun as the career of one Alex Ovechkin.

Here's all you need to know about #8:

Case closed.  Enjoy the show.