To the three of you out there following the blog sorry for the Houdini act without explanation. As much as I would enjoy spending hours a day blogging about the failures of Washington sports and my life in general, this summer I need to do one serious act to buy myself some more wiggle room in the real world. That task is to pass the Maryland bar exam. Seeing as this entire experience has been about as enjoyable as Civil War surgery it has kept me from updating the blog as much as I would like to and for that I am sorry.
The exam takes place at the end of July so I should be back to abusing alcohol, ignoring hygiene and writing rants on the internet when I can muster the strength to get out of bed in early August. By then there should be plenty of fodder to discuss so don't you worry your little hearts. Between Dan Snyder's newest steps to ruin the Redskin experience and the imminent decimation of all our starter's ACLs in mini-camp we should be primed and ready for some live suicide-inducing discussion. You'll also have the added bonus of laughing at my unemployment and insurmountable debt so hold your horses...I promise it will all be worth it. Goodnight, Sweet Prince.
Cannonball. You are despicable. Each day I wake in bed and iPhone it over to the blogspot. I am met with empty dreams, "Washington Sports Mobile," and an avatar of a Browns fan that I forgot I added to a profile I made specifically and exclusively for posting on this abandoned ship.
ReplyDeleteIf you cannot carry the flag for disgruntled unreasonablly anti-apathetic sports fandom - who will.
The bar exam is a joke. No, I really mean it. When you show up they just stamp your forhead "broke" and give you a gold star sticker. Moments later a bald eagle descends upon your bank account(s) and takes all of your money, leaving a note saying something about ".....loans."
Good luck.
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